Quarterback Noir

Please feed my cat: Red Bull, lettuce, and a teaspoon of tuna

If You Can’t Ship It, Sue It

When Spikey Met Thierry

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Vampire Baseball

They Are Both the Sun Tzu of Being Famous By Having No Talent

Almost as Exciting as Winning Wimbledon

Give It Away, Give It Away, Give It Away, Now. Seriously, It is Garish. Give It Away

With Nary a Starlet in Site, and the Seconds on His 15 Minutes of Fame Dwindling, Wilmer Turns to Only Thing He Has Left: Blue Steel

We Rapists Have to Stick Together

But Is He Faster Than a Cristiano Ronaldo Dive?

How Fitting

One of Xenu’s Many Victims

Maybe Rehab Wasn’t That Bad of an Idea