It is Good to See He Doesn’t Look Up to His Father as a Role Model
It Was the 80s, Everything Was More Fun on Cocaine
Sick Hoodie!
It Was in That Moment He Understood How Little He Really Was
The Sixth Beach Boy
“The best thing about being First Lady is the free babysitting”
The Hand of Coke
Invisible Cock
You Don’t Get to be Rich and Famous Without Sipping on a Few Big Gulps
What’s a Calorie?
Things to Do:
1.) Buy Glasses
2.) Act Disinterested
3.) Date Paris Hilton
4.) Get Tested at the Free Clinic
Come On! I’m Not Even In the Game and I’m Winning… Bi-Winning
Charlie Sheen Wondering Just How Much Cocaine Fits Into a Regulation NBA Basketball
The Skybox Eerily Resembled a Dollhouse
With All of These Celebrities in Attendance Bruno Was Sure to Score Some Nose-Candy
